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Where are you queen?

March 6th, 2009

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Maids dream about fairy godmother, princesses - about prince, queens don’t dream, they act.

Maids believe in wonders, princesses encounter wonders, queens create wonders. 

Maids are weak but look strong, princesses are strong but look weak, queens don’t need a disguise.

Maids come in advance, princesses come late, queens come in time.

Maids blame themselves, princesses blame others, queens draw conclusions.

Maids are bad winners, princesses are bad losers, queens do not compete.

Dragons are not interested in maids, dragons eat princesses and are friends with queens.

Because maids are not interested in dragons, princesses are afraid of dragons and queens tame dragons.

Even pretty maids think they are ugly, even ugly princesses think they are pretty, queens do not really have time to look in the mirror.

Служанку можно не заметить, принцессу нельзя не заметить, королеву нельзя не заметить, когда ей это нужно.

Maids are humble, princesses are capricious, queens are disciplined.

Maids aim for praise, princesses aim for attention, queens aim for experience.

Maids bear with humiliation, princesses avenge the humiliation, queens can not be humiliated.

Maids love, princesses allow other to love them, queens don’t care who loves whom. (королевы не задумываются - кто кого)

 Служанки всё понимают и терпят, принцессы понимают только то, что хотят, королевы всё понимают и уходят.

 Служанки не умеют требовать, принцессы не умеют ждать, королевы знают, что всему своё время.

Maids don’t want to grow up, princesses don’t want to grow old, queens know that everything has its time.

 Служанки видят мир в чёрном цвете, принцессы - в розовом, королевы - в чёрном, розовом и всех остальных цветах.

 Со служанками легко, с принцессами сложно, с королевами, по крайней мере, интересно.

It is hard to be a maid, it is easy to be a princess; to be a queen… at least makes sense.

Jokes

Swindle with mobile phones

March 5th, 2009

In connection with intensifying of economic situation, a crime thinks of the new types of swindle.

Here is one of the fresh examples, about which we were informed by colleagues from MTS and BeeLine.

You get a call on the mobile phone from a man who presents itself as an engineer of the provider of mobile communication. He/she says that they want to check your mobile line and asks you to press #90 or #09 or any other combination of numbers and characters.
It is necessary to stop this call immediately. Do not press the combination of numbers or characters offered to you - otherwise swindlers will get access to your SIM card data, and will do calls at your expense.
Why nobody did not make such thing before??

Jokes